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Local pub uses Kickstarter to raise funds to pass health inspection
(Used under the CC-BY-SA-3.0 license. Source: tinyurl.com/kk7va7d) Last week, local Irish pub Shane MacGowan’s Teeth closed its doors after failing two inspections by the Tennessee Division of General...
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Silverdale inmate who gave birth while shackled accidentally invented new fetish
(Left used and modified under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license; source: flic.kr/p/c2W1WW. Right used and modified under the CC-BY-2.0 license; source: flic.kr/p/7zD1Kj) While a former Silverdale correctional...
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Old Man Winter to crap all over Chattanooga one more time
(Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/8WQfjG) At a press conference this afternoon, Old Man Winter announced that he was going to take a massive dump all over Chattanooga one last time...
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Mayor Berke to shave entire body for charity
Andy Berke At a press conference today, Mayor Andy Berke committed to shaving his entire body to help raise funds for charity. The local charity Jack’s Chattanoggins has scheduled its annual event at...
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Benevolent UTC fraternities encourage sororities to take Ice Bucket Challenge
Ice Bucket Challenge (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/oybzJp) In a remarkable show of altruism, fraternities at the University of Tennessee Chattanooga (UTC) have challenged local...
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TN Amendment 1.5 could prevent men from removing bowling balls from rectum...
Bowling ball (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/7zBSmp) This election cycle, Tennessee voters will vote on Amendment 1.5 to the state Constitution, which could prevent men from...
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Rossville to ban abortion, may also ban miscarriages and “pulling out”
Rossville City Hall After the city council of Rossville, GA unanimously gave preliminary approval earlier this week to an ordinance that bans abortion, it announced that it is considering expanding the...
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State Sen. Gardenhire unveils new “Insure the Assholes” plan
TN State Senator Todd Gardenhire After Governor Bill Haslam’s “Insure Tennessee” plan to provide coverage for approximately 280,000 uninsured Tennesseeans was voted down for a second time on Tuesday,...
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State legislators propose 9-month waiting period for abortions
Pregnant woman (Used under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/nL2KaW)After the Tennessee Senate approved a bill that would require a 48-hour waiting period for women seeking abortions, some...
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New law requires 48-hr. waiting period before having sex with Rep. DesJarlais
Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-Tenn.)One day after Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam signed a bill requiring a 48-hour waiting period before a woman can obtain an abortion, state lawmakers passed a piece of...
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Blood Assurance facing shortage after GWAR concert at Track 29
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Weston Wamp rescued from hot, locked car
Weston WampA local woman was hailed as a hero this afternoon after rescuing former Congressional candidate Weston Wamp from a locked car in 88-degree weather in the Hamilton Place Mall parking lot. “I...
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VW halts “inflatable passenger” option for carpool lane users
Inflatable passenger (l), VW logo (r) Automaker Volkswagen has halted plans to offer an “inflatable passenger” option in new cars for carpool lane users after allegations emerged from the Environmental...
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VW offers pumpkin-spice emissions system for rigged diesel cars
Just in time for the fall season, automaker Volkswagen announced today that it would offer a pumpkin-spice emissions system as a stopgap measure for its controversial diesel cars that were programmed...
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Local girlfriends release study linking semen consumption with cancer
Research lab (Used under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/xg4zco) The results of a scientific study were released today by a group of local girlfriends, in cooperation with the UT College of...
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TN Amendment 1.5 could prevent men from removing bowling balls from rectum...
Bowling ball (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/7zBSmp) This election cycle, Tennessee voters will vote on Amendment 1.5 to the state Constitution, which could prevent men from...
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Rossville to ban abortion, may also ban miscarriages and “pulling out”
Rossville City Hall After the city council of Rossville, GA unanimously gave preliminary approval earlier this week to an ordinance that bans abortion, it announced that it is considering expanding the...
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State Sen. Gardenhire unveils new “Insure the Assholes” plan
TN State Senator Todd Gardenhire After Governor Bill Haslam’s “Insure Tennessee” plan to provide coverage for approximately 280,000 uninsured Tennesseeans was voted down for a second time on Tuesday,...
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State legislators propose 9-month waiting period for abortions
Pregnant woman (Used under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/nL2KaW)After the Tennessee Senate approved a bill that would require a 48-hour waiting period for women seeking abortions, some...
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New law requires 48-hr. waiting period before having sex with Rep. DesJarlais
Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-Tenn.)One day after Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam signed a bill requiring a 48-hour waiting period before a woman can obtain an abortion, state lawmakers passed a piece of...
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